...Of some of the strange sights one witnesses in my neck of the woods. (I don't live in the woods; it's just an expression.) After a night out, a few friends and I stopped for some cheesy chips before making our way home where this dude and his friend quite loudly tried to guess which state we were from. I should have ignored them like others of my party so wisely did, but I couldn't help but pipe up after hearing some of their hypotheses. Do I sound like I am from Brooklyn or Texas? One thing led to another, and before I knew it flexibility was being exhibited at a takeaway in the wee hours of the morn.
However, this still doesn't top the time a group of inebriated guys thought it would be a good idea to drop their pants while standing at the top of the steps leading to the university's main building and sing at the top of their lungs. I so wish I had been able to snap a pic of that incident; not because I'm a creep (and anyway, I was too far away to see much), but because I feel the occurrence was so ridiculous people won't believe me when I relate it. You do believe me, don't you?